You might expect a little envy driving a £285,000 5.8m-long Rolls-Royce Phantom limo.

I’ll hold my hand up to being a tad green-eyed as we passed one (see picture) in our humble Kia Optima in central London a while back. But it appears the envy is spreading, as last month someone seemed so jealous of our rather smart saloon – but actually rather good value at only £21,695 on the road with all the trimmings – that they keyed it down one side. Moronic, yes, but I’m choosing to take some comfort from the fact that it must have been because Kias are now so damn desirable.

Kia Optima 1.7 CRDi 2 Tech (manual)
Mileage 2135
Claimed combined
consumption
57.6mpg
Our average consumption 43.3mpg
P11D price £21,640*
Model price range £19,595-£25,995
CO2 (tax) 128g/km/18%
BIK 20/40% per month £65/£130
Service interval 12,500 or 12months
Insurance group 17
Warranty 7yrs/100,000 miles
Boot space 505 litres
Engine size/power 1685cc/134hp
Top speed/0-62mph 125mph/10.2secs
Why we’re running it To see if Kia really
can mix-it with the
fleet’s big boys
Positive Good value and
desirable…
Negative …but that creates
envy leading to keying
*Before options fitted: Metallic paint £475